Delivery story 85 Anonymous writes: I work at Papa Johns and my roomate works at Domino's. Late one night my buddy took a delivery to a house with no numbers, of course, and no lights on. With no answer at the door he called them on his cell. No answer. The machine picked up and he said under his breath, "You're kidding me!" As he started to drive away, a lady ran out behind him. He got out, made the transaction, the lady was very nice, and she even tipped. As he walked away, he heard the lady say, "If you ever call me a B**** again I'll KILL you!" My buddy was fired up and in complete shock. "I know what I said and I didn't call you a B****. You can play the tape for me right now." The lady at this time screamed, "I ain't playing that F******* tape for you. Your manager will hear it tomorrow!" My friend decided to just walk away and as he was leaving he yelled, "YOU'RE KIDDING ME!" The lady ran out of the house this time screaming, "How dare you call me a B**** again!" My friend just said, "Lady, you've got to get your ears checked," and then got in his car and drove off. No one heard from the lady the next day and that house hasn't ordered pizza since.