Delivery story 71 Sebula writes: Back in the day I used to work for a joint called Pizza Place. One day the phone rang and the call display showed a strange area code. The phone girl took the order and it seemed pretty legit. The order was taken and the customer hung up. Usually for first time customers we'll phone back to make sure the call was not a prank. Right after the phone was hung up, it rang again and it was the same customer. He called back to verify the delivery on his own and told us to write on the delivery bill that it was from "Mark." I took a delivery run of three orders and left the strange delivery for last because it was pretty far away and I had my doubts about the order. I finally arrived at the apartment and was buzzed in. I showed up at the suite and a lady opened the door and told me to step in. She asked me if I could do her a big favor, and since it was the last delivery for this run, I said, "Sure." She walked me over to her living room and while we were walking she said, "This was ordered by some friends of mine from Hamilton and they're on the computer right now." Sure enough, I walked to the computer and there was a webcam window open with two men sticking their bare asses at the camera. This was pretty strange, but I still did what the customer said. She then told me to sit on the chair in front of the computer and look straight ahead. There was a window open on her computer for her own webcam, so I sat there looking at my own image. She then told me to show to the camera the pizza I delivered so the two men would know it actually arrived. I was then told to sit still and suddenly she stood behind me and whipped one of her tits out for the men to see. So here I was looking at myself on computer with some lady's tit beside my head for the amusement of these wierdos in Hamilton. Eventually she put her tit away and said I was a good sport and gave me a five dollar tip and off I went. I never thought my job could be so strange. return to top