Delivery story 451 Bubsy writes: I was delivering pizza to an average looking address in a perfectly normal safe area, so I thought nothing of it. I took the food up to the address, knocked a few times and no response. I thought maybe it was a wrong address. Time grew longer and I realized the door was actually slightly open. In this instance I took it upon myself to think it'd be appropriate, as I had been waiting a few minutes, to just peep my head through the door and call for someone. I did. As I peeped my head through the door I noticed, just to my horror, a naked old man of 60 or 70 just standing in his living room. The living room was completely empty. He looked at me with an empty expression. Naturally I got the hell out of there. As I speedily walked past the house to retreat to my car, I got a glance through a side window. I couldn't help but notice he hadn't moved and was looking in the exact same direction as when he stared at me in the doorway.