Delivery story 442 TibbyDelivers writes: One time I went to a house to deliver a pizza. The driveway was a long, rocky path up to a huge house. I'm pretty sure I spent five minutes driving up the long driveway. When I reached the house, I brought the pizza to the door. I waited only a few seconds before a girl, who looked to be 20, answered the door. She was wearing lingerie. A black see-through lace top, and no bottoms. I awkwardly handed her the pizza, and through the open door, I could see a man, butt naked, on the floor of the living room. She paid me, and as the door swung closed, I saw her throw the box in front of the door, grab a slice and smear it all over the guy's face, only to lick it off. Ew, ew, ew.