Delivery story 438 Jake writes: I am the lead driver for Pizza Hut in Crescent City, California. I have been working there for about three years and have experienced a whole array of crazy things. One of the best was a Asian family out in the woods. First off this delivery is crazy far from our store but because of the area map it is OK to drive that distance. It's not that it's far in one straight line. It's far because you take about 15 different roads to get to this special address. So I get to this house at the end of this dirt road and see a family of Asians gathered around something. As I got out of my car a few of them dispersed and I saw that it was a 400-pound pig. Right as I asked if they had ordered pizza an old Asian man cuts the pig from neck to crotch. It was a cold day so the pig's guts tumbled out in a huge steamy mess. I gave the total like nothing happened and one of the teen Asian girls apologized then offered me a pig feast when I get off from work. It was tempting but I never took her up on her offer. This is just one of the many weird things to happen to me while driving.