Delivery story 415 Alpha driver writes: I delivered an 18 inch pizza at 12:15 AM. When I arrived at the residence, I proceeded to knock on the door. Out comes an early thirty-something housewife who is WASTED! She invites me in and tells me in slurred English that her husband and friends are still at the bar. I say that's cool the cost of the pizza is 23.50. She asked if we take checks. I said no problem as long as it is local. I look down at her kitchen table and see three half-written checks that she tried to write before I came but couldn't because she was so f*#%ed up!! I watch her try to write one right in front of me. There was no way she was going to be able to accomplish this. I told her just to sign a check and I will write it out. She agrees. I write the check out for 33.50. I gave myself a ten dollar tip for her drunken pain in the ass behavior.