Delivery story 414 RicoDriver writes: I was working the 7-15:00 shift and got a call out to a student house. It was a big order, maybe $80 bucks worth. There were no lights on at the house when I arrived but I could hear the television/music whatever coming through the front windows. I knocked repeatedly, before finally a guy in his late teens answered in only a pair of boxer shorts. He was obviously pretty bombed. Working as a delivery driver for a year or so, I've seen it all, but the guy slurred that he didn't usually answer the door in his boxers and asked if I could hang on while he grabbed his pants. I said no problem, and he said to wait in the hall. He staggered off upstairs while I started unloading the delivery. A few moments later I heard raised voices from upstairs. I wasn't sure what to do, when the guy stumbled back down, still in his boxers, with his wallet. He drunkenly began counting out the money as he slurred something derogatory about women. A few seconds later a young Chinese woman stormed downstairs, and they continued to argue. Evidently I had disturbed them in the middle of a hook up and she was furious he had abandoned her to answer the door. The guy started trying to get me on his side saying things like, "Don't ever go there with a Chinese girl. All they do is complain," and, "What was I supposed to do?" etc, and flexing his bicep and saying she was lucky to get nailed by a guy like him. The girl stormed out so I moved out of the way as the guy began shouting obscenities after her. He paid me, and thanked me, but before I left the girl came running back up the porch and walloped the guy with a hard slap. Drunk as he was, it knocked him completely out cold, as she stormed off again, not knowing she had ko'd him. I was actually quite surprised, as he was quite a well built guy. I tried to bring him round but he was out for the count. After about a minute he began to snore normally, so I rolled him into the recovery position and closed the door behind me. I've been back to that house once, but it was a different guy who answered. I'm assuming he was alright in the end.