Delivery story 314 Shoots writes: Okay, this happened. I know it sounds cheesy but it did. I went out on a delivery one night and the house was stone dead dark. I would have thought it was a prank if not for the lights in the back yard. I rang the door bell and a woman answered the door. I told her the price and she handed me a twenty. When I dropped the hot bag to make change, I looked down and noticed something didn't look quite right. The house was still dark but my eyes were adjusting quickly. SHE WAS NAKED. Not a thread of clothing. I don't think it ever took me so long to make change. They had been sitting in the hot tub on the back deck and she didn't bothered to get dressed, which was fine with me. I guess she thought having the lights off would make it hard for me to see her nakedness. Wrong answer prancer.