Delivery story 310 CK writes: Story 1: Child molester stiffs the driver I will never forget this one specific house in the ghetto part of my delivery area. This guy was a prick. Every single time he had an excuse as to why he wasn't going to tip me. "Just got laid off." "Just got done paying $500 for my car to be fixed." This list goes on. One day, I delivered to the nicer neighborhood just a half a mile south of his ghetto neighborhood. I saw tons of cops and newscaster vans. Turns out an 8-year-old girl was molested. The next day I saw a sketch in the newspaper. Guess who it looked like! I reported the sketch to match this guy and gave his address to the cops that day. The next morning I saw his mugshot on the news. Fingerprints, DNA, and witnesses confirmed it was him. He is now doing multiple life sentences. They said I was the only person to recognize him ... only because he never tipped the driver. Story 2: Illegal immigrant safehouse busted There is this house with this smoking hot girl. We're talking perfect 10. However, every time I delivered there, I saw 15 to 20 people in the house at all times. Yet I never saw numerous vehicles parked around the place. Well, guess what you get when you don't tip your driver??? It was beyond obvious that it was a safehouse for illegal immigrants. So I called it in. The house is now in the state's possession, 22 illegals are deported, and the smuggler is in prison for 15 to 20 years. Story 3: Cocaine dealer busted Same story as the other two. Basically this asshole never tipped me a penny. He always wanted exact change. One day I delivered to him and saw him with a holstered gun and two kilos opened up on his dining table behind him. I was wearing sunglasses so he couldn't see my eyes staring over at his table. He stiffs me again of course ... fourth consecutive time. Guess where he is now? 8x8 cell for the next 15 years. Rule of thumb: Don't stiff your driver! Especially if you are a criminal! return to top