Delivery story 235 Chooch writes: I have many crazy stories, but this is the only time I was robbed for money. I was working for a New York style pizza place in North Carolina. We were upscale, and there was no delivery charge. Our cheapest pizza was $10.80 after tax. I was at the apartment complex directly behind the store (ghetto) and I had been delivering for maybe three months. I found the building, but the apartment number was weird. Thankfully there were two guys in gray hoodies who were there to help me. One guy asked, "Which one you luukin' fo'?" I said 916. He said, "Man, it's right over there!" pointing over his shoulder. Since we were an upscale pizza joint, I said, "Word! Thanks dude!" He pulls out a machete as soon as I try to give him daps (ghetto handshake.) He tells me to give him everything and I do. I had two dollars in quarters and a single dollar bill. Then his buddy pipes up telling me that he's going to kill me if I don't give him all my money. "Dude, I gave you all I got. Do you want the pizza?" was all my stupid white ass could say. They declined the pizza offer and told me to leave "cuz they was gunna kill me!" I said thank you and went to my car. They didn't know I had a 15-second drive back to the restaurant with three cops eating there. They were caught and put in jail for attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, and drug charges. At the end of the night my boss gave me 10 dollars, and I never had to mop. On a side note, another employee went back with a cop to deliver the pizza (after they were called and explained the situation) and delivered a 5 dollar pizza, and got exactly $5. So tip the pizza driver!!