Delivery story 22 Karen writes: Well, I've got lots of stories! I'll only tell one right now. My husband, his brother, and I owned a pizza delivery restaurant for 8 years. It was Pizza Plus in rural north Alabama. We did the majority of the deliveries so we have lots of funny stories! Once my husband was delivering to these people out in a mobile home park. When he pulled up, there were about six kids all under the age of 10 out in the front yard playing. As he walked up to the porch and started up the steps, this little boy of about 5 walked out naked as a jaybird. Except for a gun belt with a couple of guns in the holster and a cowboy hat on. Several adults walked out behind him, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the boy was naked. My husband was holding three large pizzas and a couple of 2-liter drinks. He was trying to dodge all the kids and about 4 dogs that had swarmed around him - while the adults were searching for the money. (As usual, waiting until the driver got to the door before getting their money ready.) No one offered to take the pizzas yet or anything. All of a sudden, the little naked cowboy said, "Pizza man, I'm gonna sock you!" and hit my husband square in the privates as hard as he could with his fist. He didn't drop the pizzas and he didn't kick the child! Although he couldn't breathe, the adults finally paid him and took the food. NO TIP!