Delivery story 212 Mel writes: I've been delivering pizza for a place called Luca's in the Philadelphia area for about 10 years now. One of my deliveries went from best to worst in a matter of seconds. I had to take a delivery to the nearby hotel. I knocked on the room door, it opened halfway, and all I saw was a skirt and long blonde hair peeking out from behind the door. Her finger motioned for me to come in. When I entered the room all the lights were out. The TV was on a porn channel. (I was thinking to myself: wow ... it don't get any better then this.) Then I heard a man's voice from behind me ask what's the total. As I turned to respond, I was face to face with the blonde who let me in, who also happened to be the man's voice I heard. Yep, a man in drag.