Delivery story 204 Mistakrats writes: I have two stories to tell so bare with me because both are equally funny in nature. I was working for Panago Pizza in Prince George, BC and I had a delivery out to bf nowhere. So after driving for about a good 25 minutes outside of town and down some dirt roads I arrived at this extremely huge house. Now I am thinking to myself this has got to be at least a $5 tip for my trouble and these guys are obviously loaded. I had a pretty long week as it was and I was having some car trouble so I was trying to save all the money I could get. After being as polite as possible and using all the delivery driver tricks on how to get a better tip (talk to the kids, pet the dog, make jokes, etc.) the guy insisted on getting all of his change back which was a big 10 cents. Well, I just sucked it up, gave him his change and started to leave. Then his door opened suddenly and there stood mister cheapskate. He tossed the 10 cents at me and told me to use it to buy coffee for myself. Well, I lost it. I picked it back up, threw it back at him, and said I would rather buy his wife for an hour. Then I got in my car and did a lawn job on his front lawn. To this day I still don't regret doing that. My second story is quick. I went to a party to drop off some pizza and they had a kiddie pool full of booze with hoses running out of it. They told me for a tip they would let me drink as much as I wanted out of the pool. I took them up on the offer and drank my nuts off. Someone had taken a picture of me with my pizza bag leaning up against my leg while I was drinking. The next day I went in to work and there was the picture of me on the bulletin board. Needless to say I don't work for Panago Pizza anymore.