Delivery story 197 Bow writes: I worked as a delivery driver for 8 years for a mom and pop pizza shop in northern, IL. We delivered to a low income condo complex right across the street from our store. One night I had a delivery over there. When I got there the couple was having sex on their living room floor. They didn't notice me until I knocked on the sliding glass door. At first they were startled, but the woman on top raised her index finger as a sign to hold on a sec. After that they continued to finish their encounter. Needless to say it was not something I wanted to witness. Between the two of them they were an easy 600 lbs. I wasn't going to get stuck with the food so I waited it out. I am forever a changed man.