Delivery story 152 Mel of the Mountains writes: I drive for Domino's in Denver and our area is fairly huge by contrast with other stores I have worked in the city. We have an area known as "the Valley" which is far from the store, and takes forever to make it out there and back again. Needless to say, we generally hope for deliveries closer in. One particular evening, I arrived at the door of a house out there in the hinterlands and a woman answered wrapped in a towel, evidently having just stepped out of the shower. She wasn't very attractive and I wanted to conclude the transaction and get back to the store for my next delivery. She turned to where her purse was resting on an end table and while fumbling around for her wallet, the towel came loose and fell to the floor. She was standing before me in all her natural glory, a veritable wonderland of stretch marks and varicose veins. Rather than being shocked that she was now naked in front of a stranger, she said "What do you think?" As I made change for the bills she handed me, I replied: "Lady, I eat all sorts of pizza nearly every bleeding day, so my gag reflex is pretty well blunted." To the best of my knowledge, she hasn't ordered since. Guess she managed to lose her appetite while ruining mine!